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Post by cristal on Oct 11, 2011 23:03:28 GMT -5
...Strangers have the best candy The playground had been very busy that day a mere 15 minutes ago. There had been many young children playing on the big toy, swinging on the swings, going down the slide, playing tag, and generally having a good time. However, most of the parents decided park time was over after a full grown man in a red and black outfit and armed with various weapons strode purposefully into the playground, walked right up to the swing set and sat in a quickly vacated swing, (it's previous occupant having ran crying to his mom, saying something about Freddy Kruger asking to use his swing). [What a surprisingly sunny, beautiful day.]By now the few parents and children still occupying the park were as far away from the swings as possible, looking like they might be ready to call it a day as well. ”I like ice cream.”Deadpool had his mask pulled up over his nose, licking the vanilla soft serve ice cream cone happily, as he rocked the swing a few inches back and forth in apparent child-like glee. [It is nice sometimes when it's not all blood and guts and bullets I guess.][Still, all the ice cream in the world can't replace the awesome-ness that is a well executed explosion.]”And I personally enjoy the sound of gunshots really. Heh, BANG! BANG! BANGBANGBANGBANG!”[Did you just quote yourself from Marvel Vs Capcom? I thought you agreed we'd work on this?] |
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Post by Random Bunny on Oct 11, 2011 23:36:37 GMT -5
Bunny had been swinging, humming quietly to herself. She watched confused as the parents took all the kids home. She didn't understand why, until she saw the man in the costume. Bunny wondered if she should be afraid of him, but then she saw what he was eating. Surely an adult who ate ice cream like a child couldn't be a bad person? Right? Her childish reasoning kicked in. 'Ice cream is good... Does that mean weirdo in costume is good too?' Bunny remained in her swing and watched as a man in costume sat in the one farthest from her. She watched as he spoke to himself and ate his ice cream.
'Mmm... Ice cream'. Bunny watched him intently, wondering where he had gotten it. She didn't have money, she never did. Not that she needed any. She could live off the grass itself.
Bunny hopped off her swing and quietly walked to stand next to the man in the costume. She watched quietly, her brown eyes following the ice cream. She very much wanted an ice cream cone.... A chocolate one with rainbow sprinkles.... Bunny liked ice cream, almost as much as she liked candy.... Meaning she would do anything for it.
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Post by cristal on Oct 12, 2011 0:15:19 GMT -5
[You know hat would make this ice cream even better? If we were eating it with a hot chick.]
”Uh, DUH. Hot chicks make everything better. And Cable in a speedo oddly enough....”
[Right.... I'm gonna get to work repressing that last part.]
A very slight shadow fell across Wade, making him pause in mid-lick to look up.
”Crap, that's not a hot chick. I never get what I want.”
[SMALL CHILD ALERT! SMALL CHILD ALERT!]
[Are we surprised? This is a playground remember?]
[They should make parks that don't allow children.]
”Yeah, with black jack, and hookers! In fact, forget the park.”
[The kid is still standing here. Should we maybe do something about that? Something involving knives or high explosives?]
Deadpool sighed and addressed the girl, ”Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny don't exist. Stick that on your pacifier and suck it.”
He took another lick of his ice cream smugly.
[Ehh, that was a little douche-y.]
[Yeah, it would've almost been nicer to just shoot her.]
Wade sighed again. ”Since when were you two Jiminy Effing Cricket?” Turning back to the girl he added, ”What do you want?”
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Post by Random Bunny on Oct 12, 2011 1:20:56 GMT -5
Bunny stared intently at the ice cream cone that was quickly disappearing. Who knew what would happen if the one in front of her disappeared completely. Perhaps she would cry? Perhaps she would start demanding one until she was able to get one. Who knew?
Bunny watched the man in the costume talk to himself for a bit longer than pointed her finger at him and said bluntly “You’re too old for dress up games. And it’s not Halloween yet.” She paused as the man turned and spoke to her.
“Huh? Fairy? Santa? Who?” She stared confused. She had no idea who this man was talking about. He obviously had been spending too much time talking to the squirrels in this park. They were always talking nonsense. “Easter Bunny?” Bunny stared “What does the Easter bunny look like?” Being a rabbit herself, she was always curious about any kind of rabbit that ‘normal’ people mentioned.
Bunny watched as the man spoke to himself again. “Jiminy….effing cricket? …… Who’s that?” Being a child AND a rabbit, she didn’t realize that there were words small children shouldn’t repeat. Bunny waited until he turned back to her. She held out her hand. “My name is Clover, and I want ice cream!”
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Post by cristal on Oct 18, 2011 23:45:49 GMT -5
”I think you talk too much. And this is coming from a guy whose last name is 'With a Mouth'.”
Wade took another bite of the rapidly melting ice cream and decided to answer her questions anyways.
”Santa is a large old man who hangs out with creepy midgets, the Tooth Fairy sneaks into your room at night and pulls your teeth out, and the Easter bunny looks like a slowly boiling pot of stew. Yummy. Also, I may have bought this get-up in a costume shop at a discount because it was bordering on copy-right infringement, but I can assure you it's professional attire! And don't you forget that missy!”
[Kids these days have no respect.]
[She's parroting us though, that's pretty funny. Teach her a bunch of dirty words to repeat all the time!]
Deadpool chuckled.
”Clover huh? Your parents must have been hippies. I tell you what, you see that ice cream cart over there?”
Wade pointed to a small cart being manned by a grumpy looking balding man in his late fifties.
”That cart sells the most delicious ice cream ever. And I can attest to that!”
He munched down the last of his ice cream cone with exaggerated pleasure.
”I'll get you one of those ice cream cones, but you have to ask the man very nicely, and I can teach you just what to say. Deal?”
Wade grinned, a sight nightmarish to most, as his mask was still pulled up over his nose, showing the disfigured skin and lips normally hidden from the light of day.
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Post by Random Bunny on Oct 19, 2011 0:22:20 GMT -5
Bunny stared at the man in the costume. Didn’t he know that he was supposed to introduce himself? She shrugged and watched him eat his ice cream. That was the only thing on her mind right now. Ice cream.
Bunny started to ignore what the man was saying, he was getting boring, and the ice cream was getting smaller every second. She paid just enough attention to know when he began talking about the ‘Easter Bunny.’ But what she heard, she didn’t like. Not at all. “Stew?” She looked up at him, her eyes suddenly full of tears, “You mean that people eat him?!” Bunny ignored his whole ‘copy right infringement’ comment, what did she care if he looked like some guy from a different comic. All she really cared about was ice cream, and now the fact that people ‘ate’ the Easter Bunny.
Bunny sniffled a bit and started to cry. “My parents didn’t name me, I named me.” She sat on the ground and stared up at the man until he pointed at the ice cream cart. Bunny nodded when he asked if she saw him. Bunny stopped crying when the man in the costume told her that the unhappy man at the cart would give her the most delicious ice cream. Bunny looked back at the man on the swing just in time to see him finish the ice cream. She burst into tears and crawled up onto his lap. “It’s all gone!! I didn’t get any!”
Bunny wiped her eyes and hiccuped when the man said he would get her ice cream. All she had to do was say what he said? “You’ll get me ice cream? ….. Ok, deal.” She looked over at the unhappy old man, and back at the man in costume, just in time to see the scariest smile she had ever seen.
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Post by cristal on Oct 19, 2011 0:59:06 GMT -5
[Ahhh, the tears of children, we meet again.]
”Ok, so ignoring the fact that you just sat in my lap, let's go get some ice cream then.”
Wade stood rather abruptly, a very small, neglected corner of his mind hoped that Clover wouldn't fall too hard.
[WAIT WAIT WAIT! Where did that emotion just come from? Lock that back up right this instant! Kill it with fire!]
Deadpool waited long enough to be sure that she would follow him, then led the way to the ice cream man.
”You can stop calling me "'that crazy weirdo in teh spiderman look-alike suit' man" by the way. I'm Dea-”
He cut himself off and was pensively silent for a moment. That annoying emotion in his head telling him that was maybe a little bit of a scary name for a small girl.
”Wade. You can call me Wade.”
[God Dammit! There's barely any room in here as it is! We don't need any other voices up here, so get the hell out!]
They reached the small line in front of the ice cream cart, and as they waited Deadpool turned to Clover to instruct her on what to say.
”Alrighty, I'm paying for the cone, so all you have to do, is tell the man: "Hey you fat piece of crap, hand over the ice cream or I'll kick you so hard in the balls, if you have kids already they'll cease to exist!" It's that easy. Before you know it you'll be enjoying an ice cream cone all for yourself!”
Wade chuckled to himself and pulled a couple of dollars from one of his many pouches. Entertainment at it's finest.
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Post by mitch on Oct 19, 2011 6:59:33 GMT -5
Mich was out for a good old walk again the sun hitting his skin he did like how the weather was warm right now not perfect but warm. He did miss the fact that he wasn’t walking with Chris but maybe next time if she was up for it. Mich walked down the path tell he came to the park he smiled at the little kids.
Mich liked watching kids play he didn’t know really why maybe it was because it reminded him of a far more simpler time in his life when he didn’t have powers and he was just played with his little sisters.
There was one thing that did stand out more then anything on the play ground and that was the guy who was dressed up in some odd costume talking to some little girl Mich raised a brow and watched for a minute as the two talked they didn’t look like they new each other to well the girl did seem to be warming up to the man but well Mich didn’t really trust him it hard to trust a guy when they look like they are going to rob a bank.
When they went and stood in the icecream Line Mich stood right behind them as if he was going to get an icecream as well when he hurd what the guy said to the little girl to say to the icecream man Mich raised a brow was he kidding…..whould she go with it…saddley Mich just had to say something to the man.
“Why in the world would anyone give her icecream for saying that”
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Post by Random Bunny on Oct 20, 2011 2:18:41 GMT -5
Bunny fell to the ground with a soft thud when the man stood up suddenly. She sniffled, stood up, and dusted herself off. She looked up at the man, and began following him quickly to the ice cream cart.
Bunny, although a child, noticed that the man started telling her a name she could call him, then told her a different name. She shrugged and grabbed his hand. “I can call you Wade?” Bunny smiled, this was a lot better than calling him a weirdo. “You can call me Bunny or Clover. I mostly go by Bunny though. Most people know me as Bunny…..” Bunny thought for a moment. Technically, the only person who knew her name was Clover, was the admin, and now Wade.
Bunny listened to Wade intently as he began telling her what to say. She frowned, “That doesn’t seem like a very nice thing to say….” She looked at the grumpy old man. Her attention however was pulled away from the ice cream man by a voice behind her. Bunny turned around and stared at the person who had spoken. Bunny pouted and held onto Wades hand a bit tighter. “But, He promised I would get ice cream…”
Bunny was confused, Wade promised that she would get ice cream, but the new person said she wouldn’t get any if she did what Wade said to do.
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Post by cristal on Oct 22, 2011 4:13:43 GMT -5
Deadpool recoiled slightly as the girl grabbed his hand. Small children were very scary....
”Clover or Bunny huh? Both sound like Powerpuff Girls rejects.”
Wade continued to wait in line, and tried not to focus on why he was still holding the odd child's hand.
”Of course it's not a very nice thing to say. Consider yourself lucky squirt, today you are getting a free lesson in the school of Deadpool on how to get what you want. This one is called 'Intimidation 101'. You see, when people are scared of you, they give you things.”
Wade pulled out one of his guns, twirling it in a completely unsafe manner. ”That's part of what these are for.” He re-holstered the gun, however a voice behind them in line made him suddenly feel the urge to pull it out again.
[Hold the phone! This isn't our kid remember. I mean who do you think we are, The Goddamn Batman?]
[We could totally pull off Batman.]
”Hey tool-face, butt out! Just so you know this is totally gonna work. Just watch and see.”
Deadpool smugly flicked the man on his nose and turned back around just as the oblivious customers in front of them stepped out of line with their cones. He took a step forward, and looked down expectantly at Bunny.
The middle-aged man behind the counter gave Deadpool an odd look, but shrugged anyways, and asked gruffly, "Whatddya want?"
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Post by mitch on Oct 23, 2011 16:53:12 GMT -5
Mich raised a brow when he pulled out a gun and was telling the kid that guns where for getting things from others what was this guy on and who did he think he was telling some little girl to do something like that.
When Deadpool called him tool face Mich looked at him narrowing his eyes it was one thing to do it your self but having a little girl do it that was just wrong “O really its going to work that’s why your using a little girl to intimidate the poor guy for what an Ice cream cone. If anything that’s just sick and wrong bud your just teaching her that bulling is right when your to much of a cowered to do it yourself.”
Mich wasn’t to happy with this guy he really needed to know what was o.k first of he was walking around in some out fit then he was telling little girls that it was o.k to act like an ass hole towards everyone it just proved that he was an ass hole him self.
Mich placed his hands in his poket and figured if the guy in the odd holween costume wanted to try to show him up he would let him Mich looked at the little girl “You know you can ask anyway you want you don’t need anyone telling you what to do expully when it feels rude and wrong”
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Post by Random Bunny on Oct 24, 2011 14:30:01 GMT -5
Bunny was slightly confused. First Wade said that if she said exactly what he told her to say, she would get ice cream. But then the other guy, Bunny turned around to stare at him, said she wouldn’t get any if she did what Wade said. Why couldn’t she mix the two?
Bunny watched as Wade pulled out a gun and started spinning it. She flinched slightly. “School of Deadpool…. Intimidation 101…. I’ll get cookies?” She always wanted cookies, and if there was a way to get people to always give her cookies, she would do it, maybe. Bunny watched as Wade put his gun away. She watched quietly as he spoke to the person standing behind them.
“Bullying is right?” She looked from deadpool to the ice cream man. Bullying is right. It didn’t seem right, but that’s what both Wade and the other guy had said. Bunny let go of Wades hand and walked up to the ice cream cart. She stared up at the grumpy old man. Bullying is right, Right? She turned and looked at the person behind them when he spoke again.
“I can ask any way I want?” She thought for a moment, tugged on the ice cream mans hand, and when he leaned down, she whispered into his ear. The mans face turned slightly pale then bright red in irritation. Bunny grinned impishly as the man handed her a double chocolate ice cream cone. Bunny quickly snagged the money from Wades hand, and handed it to the ice cream man as she stepped out of line with her ice cream cone. She grinned, Who knew you could mix two ideas and get ice cream from it.
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Post by cristal on Oct 25, 2011 23:06:30 GMT -5
”Yeah sure kid, you'll get cookies.” Wade responded absently.
[She sure doesn't ask for much does she? Sheesh.]
Deadpool felt an irritating twitch as the do-gooding stranger behind them in line did the opposite of butt-out as he had been instructed.
As Bunny worked over her right versus wrong conundrum, Wade turned back to the man to give him a piece of his mouth.
”Of course I'm not too much of a coward to do it myself. Didn't we go over this already?”
Deadpool pulled out his gun again and pointed it at Mich,
”That's what this is for, so I can 'bully' people into giving me what I want.”
”It's also useful for helping me kill for money. A gun is a very versatile thing.”
As Wilson was too busy running his mouth of course, he didn't notice when Bunny finally made up her mind, and entreated the ice cream man for her treat. It wasn't until the money was suddenly yoinked from his hand that he turned to see the man running the cart looking rather red in the face, and Clover walking away with her much coveted ice cream cone.
[Hah! The rascal actually did it! Little tyke after our own blackened heart *sniff*.]
[Did she though? I didn't hear anything...]
[Hmm.]
”Wait, kid, what did you tell 'em? You told him just like I showed you to right?”
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Post by mitch on Oct 27, 2011 14:03:24 GMT -5
Mich didn’t even move when Deadpool pulled the gun and pointed it at him Mich just rolled his eyes. Man did Americans always have to think they are cool with their guns it was just sad they didn’t seem to really ever care about if they hurt anyone or anything. Size if he did shot Mich would take care of it even as Deadpool was talking to him Mich was taking in light just in case something happened as much as Mich didn’t like using his power for violence but this guy needed a punch to the face.
“So you think bullying is right so you pick on old men who just are doing there job that just sad and makes you week”
When the little girl came back Mich narrowed his eyes at Deadpool for him to put the gun away there was no reason why the girl needed to see some violence right now Mich in the corner of his eye saw the ice-cream man face She didn’t know she just said something emparing or something like his fly was down or something she wouldn’t
Mich looked down at the little girl with a smile on his face like nothing was wrong “so what did you say to him and how your icecream”
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Post by Random Bunny on Oct 29, 2011 21:52:29 GMT -5
Bunny looked up from her ice cream cone at Wade and the other guy. She smiled and shrugged as she went back to her ice cream cone. “I told the ice cream man that if he didn’t give me ice cream, then you two would do horrible things to him. And if he tried to call the cops, I would tell them that he was trying to kidnap me.” Bunny stared at her ice cream for a moment. Of course what she had said had been more elaborate. It included her mentioning the health department and whatnot. She had said it all with a sweet, innocent, yet deadly honest smile. She did know ways to get the man in trouble with the health department. She had made friends with a few of the animals living in the park, And it wouldn’t be hard to convince cops that the man was trying to kidnap her. He had a shifty look to him, or so Bunny thought. She hoped that Wade wouldn’t be mad at her for telling the ice cream man that he would do horrible things to him…. She also hoped he wouldn’t be mad at her for not saying exactly what he told her to.
Bunny watched Wade and the other guy for a moment, before walking up to the other guy. She carefully held her ice cream in one hand and stuck her other out. “My name is Bunny. And I want a cookie.” She stared at him intently. She had already gotten ice cream, courtesy of Wade, but now she wanted a cookie… multiple cookies actually.
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