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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 3, 2010 16:00:09 GMT -5
Alex had pulled her hair out of the pony tail so it hung down past her shoulder and grabbed a plate a fork, spoon, and a butter knife and set them on the table she found a veggie mix in the fridge nuked it in the microwave for a few moments before plopping the food on the plate, she was going to teach Jean-Aly the prober rules with eating witch mad Alex laugh a little alex was the queen of playing with her food and rarely sat at a table long enough to enjoy a good size meal most of what Alex at was finger food something that she could pick up and run out the door with so she had no idea how this was going to go she hoped o.k and if not Jean-aly would just have to start liking sandwiches and other forms of finger food.
Alex pulled a peach form the fridge for her self and took a big bite leaning back on the table why she chewed, it probably wasn’t a good idea to be eating finger food when teaching someone how to use silverware but Alex pushed the idea out of her head if Jean-aly asked she’d just explain that there was to types of food but we where going to learn how to eat with silverware today so she could eat in public.
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 3, 2010 16:27:04 GMT -5
Jean-Aly was in her room puttin' the Predator's maks inta one o' her drawers an' pulled out a cigar an' with one o' her free hands she then looked at one Alex's AC/DC poster an' starte singin' Back In Black. Her body started ta move an' she danced out an1 down inta the citchen an' found Alex there fully prepared. She grew wied eyes an' grew very unsure... somethin' she never was before.
" Um... what am i ganna have ta do now?... or how do i start or with what? " She asked a bit uncertainly an' looked at the silverware.
" All o' them are able ta easily kill someone if given enught force... even the plate... erm... i mean... am i ganna have ta use them ta eat... with these? " she said first in a low voice an' then in a normal tone. She swayed her tail anxtiosly.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 3, 2010 16:45:43 GMT -5
Alex had finished the peach by the time Jean-aly had gotten down throwing the pit into the trash as Jean walked in Alex smiled at her giving her a reinsuring smile that everything was going to be o.k
“just sit down at the chair it’s not like the food going to come alive and bite you”
Alex moved and sat in the chair next to Jean she started laughing when she said the silverware could be used as weapons “trust me your not the first on to think about them being weapons most children have played with there silverware like it was a sword or a catapult” Alex remembered when she was about five her and her brother having silverware fights at the dinner table but her mom quickly put a stop to there fun.
“o.k” she said looking at the silverware “lets start this is a fork, a spoon, and a knife” she said pointing to each of them “you hold them like you hold a pencil or a paintbrush you know how to hold a pencil right?” she said looking at Jean-aly, hoping she did but if not then she’d just have to learn
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 3, 2010 16:59:48 GMT -5
" I know all 'bout knifes... this is like any other combat knife i dealt with... used for slicin' an' stabbin' " She grabbed the knife an' did a clean slash threagh the eait with it.
" No matter how blunt the knife it is still extremely dangerous in a professionals hands. " She said an' then repeted.
" Knife, spoon, fork... oh an' on the contrary ta kids... people do use these as weapons... pros like Punisher or me can cause people ta die due ta a spoon for example. " she put the knife back an' then smiled a bit at Alex.
" Ya know... these are not even made from silver... hehe. " She laughed a bit at her own comment.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 3, 2010 17:22:30 GMT -5
Alex somewhat paid attision to Jean as she played with the knife and talked about how dangerous Alex chouldn’t help to smile as she did this “this isn’t combat Jean-Aly can you pull your mind out of the battle field for 5 minutes” she laughed. She laughed again when she said that the spoon could die she also thought that it be funny to try to explain to someone that they where kicked the crap out of by a person with a spoon.
Alex smiled “yea I think back in the old days they made them out of real silver but now where to cheep you can even get sets made in plastic” Alex didn’t care what silverware was made of people always names stuff and changed it like the copper penny not being made of copper anymore.
“Just pick up the fork and well see if you are holding it right if not I’ll show you how to hold it”
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 3, 2010 17:49:34 GMT -5
She picked up the fork like she held the knife. She then looked at Alex with a serious face.
" Alex... all my like i was on the battle field... i always think tactically its jus' who i am. " she said with a frown an' then smiled an' then let out a yelp an' moved her tail so she could scratch it.
" Grrrr... i have flease again... i hate havin' fleas an' i hate dogs too... im scared o' dogs. " She explained an' grew slighly embarresed. She also scratcher her left ear an' then let out a content sigh.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 3, 2010 19:38:30 GMT -5
“don’t hold it so tight” Alex sighed picking up the spoon showing Jean-aly how to hold it “see you have to be gentle when you hold it if you hold it to tight you’ll never pick up the food also you only hold it with a couple fingers balancing the weight I don’t know if there any weapon you hold like this but you see this is the popper way to hold a fork or a spoon it will fill odd at first but once you get use to it you’ll start picking up silverware like this all the time.”
Alex jumped when Jean let out a little yelp
“fleas” she stared blankly then she laughed a little when Jean scratched her ear “ I’m sorry we can go down to a store and get something for the fleas if you want ohh that’s so cute that you don’t like dogs it like you’re human kitty cat, my neighbor when I was a kid use to have a cat I’d play with him he like chasing lights and little illusions he was fun to play with” Alex sighed remembering this old gray cat brought her back to her old house a lot she didn’t know why but this hole trying to teach Jean-aly how to use Sliver ware was just full of old memories but she didn’t mind the memories of her past didn’t hurt so bad just when she’d remember that it couldn’t happen again she held the spoon playing with it in her hand as she offended did when she was distracted at the table she sighed looking at the spoon.
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 3, 2010 20:52:14 GMT -5
She looked at Alex as she spoke an' frowned embarresed.
" hey... i cant help bein' part cat... an' thats why im scared o' dogs... its in the genes... an' whats cute 'bout it?... why is it cute? " She spoke in a slightly offended an' confused tone, then shrugged an' then looked her grip on the fork an' held it lightly.
" um... i don' wanna rush all this but im gettin' even more hungry. " She looked at Alex with a small grin that she could'nt hide. She then started ta softly sing Back In Black from AC/DC.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 4, 2010 1:31:05 GMT -5
Alex looked up at her she cocked her head to the side when acted offended about her calling cats cute
“cats are just cute I love them there so cute and poofy and fluffable and so squishy and and … poof how something like that not be cute I don’t know how it’s cute it just is cats” Alex didn’t understand why Jean-Aly sounded offended “its cute cuz its cat like and cats are cute”
Alex looked up agin at the spoon she was holding then back at Jean when she said she was getting hungry “oh yea that’s right ok, now in stead of stabing it fount on you have to stab it kinda form the side but not to hard you don’t want to go all they through just enoff to keep the food on the fork” alex thought for a moment “kinda like if you wanted to kill the veggie but didn’t want it to run it though then you just stick it in your mouth and repeat until the foods gone but you can’t talk why the foods in your mouth that’s rude and your elbows can’t lean on the table any questions” she leaned back into the chair and smiled at Jean-Aly
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 4, 2010 7:18:05 GMT -5
She looked at the food an' pointed a tiny stab at the food. but it was still a bit too rough an' the food fellof the fork. she tried again an' with less thrust , now the food stayin' on the fork. She put the fork in her mourt an' then took it out instantly with now in her mouth. she frowned a glared at the fork. " Bleh... this kind o' for thats like raw iron-copper. " the frowned again an' shrugged an' repeted eatin' again an' then added with her mouth full-
" Man... i hope all forks an' spoons taste different. " She looked at Alex with a tiny smile.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 4, 2010 9:45:51 GMT -5
“Hay I said not to talke with your mouth full of food haven’t you ever herd the poem by Shel silverstein “
Milford Dupree, though he knew it was rude,
Talked with his mouth full of food.
He never would burp or walk out of in the nude,
But he talked with his mouth full of food.
His mother said, "Milford, it's crude and it's lewd
To talk with your mouth full of food.
Why, even the milk cow who moo'd as she chewed
Never talked with her mouth full of food
And the cuckoo would never have ever cuckoo'd
If he coo'd with his mouth full of food."
His dad said, "Get married or go get tattooed,
But don't talk with your mouth full of food.
And if it was a crime, you would surely get sued.
If you talked with your mouth full of food.
Why just like an animal you should be zoo'd
As you talk with your mouth full of food.
Cause you know we're all put in a terrible mood
When you talk with your mouth full of food."
They pleaded and begged. He just giggled and chewed.
He laughed with his mouth full of food.
And all they advised him he simply poo-poo'd
He poo-poo'd with his mouth full of food.
So they sent for the gluer to have his mouth glued
Cause he talked with his mouth full of food.
And now instead of "Good morning", he says,
"Gnu Murnood. I wun tuk win mny marf furu foog."”
Alex went off it wasn’t until she was finished that she even realized she just quoted the hole entire poem and she started laughing
“O my god I’m so sorry” she laughed “ I have no idea where that came form She continued to laugh. Then she sighed and disided it might be best to answer jean-aly question “sorry unless the fork made out of plastic it think they all taste pretty much the same I wouldn’t know thought when you grow up with the taste of meddle being with your food you kinda don’t noddic the taste also human taste bugs aren’t really that good ” she sighed “is the taste to strong for you to want to eat because we can try something else”
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 4, 2010 12:22:59 GMT -5
She laughed at the poem too... it was funny an' silly at the same time.
" Alex... where the hell did that one come from... man... an' ya know... wild onse cant be tamed so ya jus' have ta teach me ta use this foeks an' spoons... an' leave the rest ta my nature... oh an' ya wont hear any poems from me. " She spoke without smilin' but then she winked at Alex. She smiled wiedly an' then moved her tail so that Alex would play with it if she wanted. she once agains scratched her left ear... this time for longer an' harder.
" Naw... its jus' that i also have very keen taste an' the fork's a bit too metal tastin' " She explained gruntin' softly while she still scratched her ear.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 4, 2010 13:17:36 GMT -5
Alex sighed “Sorry about that really I have no idea what came over me I just was quoting the poem I really don’t do that too often, mm just try not to talk with your mouth full of food but it’s a mistake everyone makes every once in awhile” Alex laughed when she said that she whouldn’t be hearing poems form her “that’s fine” she smiled
Alex nodiced that Jean-Aly had moved her tail it was so tempting to pet it but alex keep her hands to her self playing with the spoon somemore in her hand.
“Oh ok” she said when she said that fork was too metal tasting she shighed wondering how it was like to hear, see, and even taste better then a human.
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Post by jeanaly on Sept 5, 2010 14:52:47 GMT -5
" 'kay... Alex... can i plase eat now before i do starve ta death over here?... so anyway... how hard it is ta use yer powers... how much do ya have ta concentrate ta use it? " She asked firts in a jokin' manner an' then in an intrested way. She moved her tail back away an' looked at Alex she then used her free two hands an' took the food an' ate it in two bites.
" Bo ma ave amy moo o' bis... food? " She asked with her mouth very full an' swallowd hard an' said the last word now without a full mouth. She then wiped her two hands in her short skirt while still holdin' the fork in her hand.
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Post by Alexandra Kavi on Sept 5, 2010 20:21:38 GMT -5
“Yea you can eat”
Alex then smiled looked at Jean-Aly when she asked about her powers a little unsure of how to answer the last time someone had token any interest her powers it was Cain and that didn’t end up so well but Jean-Aly was nice and was trusted she was an X-men after all so at lest other people trusted her and Jean was her friend and what harm chould really come in telling her anyway. “Umm my powers it not hard to make the sound, or image or what ever appear I don’t have to concentrate to hard to do that what is hard is making the sound of image stay for longer then a few moments it takes me seconds to appear and seconds to destroy type of thing they say its cuz my mind moves to fast cuz of my ADHD so the fact that I can even hold my power in and not have everyone around me see, smell, taste, whatever things all day is amazing in its self. But the schools helped me so I can keep my powers to my self its just token years to get hear and sometimes on really bad days I have killer head aches cuz I’ve been holding in my power all day” alex looked down for a moment thinking this was how Cain got her Alex had ameited to him that she was mad at the school for not doing anything and she wanted to be more powerful she wanted to hold an image longer then a min and not have head aches when she didn’t use her power and Cain gave her that and more but the price was not something Alex would pay again “But you know” she said with a smile “I wouldn’t want to have it another way I may see thing I may get head aches at night but its my power and that’s the way I like it” Alex smiled looking at Jean-aly she was probably expecting a short little answer not an hole spill.
Alex sighed and hit her head on the table when Jean picked up the food and ate it this was going to be harder then she thought Jean-Aly table matters where useless she could never take her out in public, Alex mind started racing thinking if anything in any of the psychology Books she had read would be useful she was remembering something called negative reinforcement but couldn’t remember how it worked she’d have to look it up when she went back to her room and see if it be any use to her now
“Your table matters are a crying sham if my Dad saw you eating like this he’d hit you with a spoon” Alex mumbled under her breath alex then shot her head up when Jean spoke again but Alex didn’t catch any of what she had said
“what did you say all I got was something something food” she said looking at her a little confused as she talked with her mouth full of food
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